Melissa McCarthy Pre-Apologizes to Ellen for Any Birthday Party Shenanigans

Melissa McCarthy Pre-Apologizes to Ellen for Any Birthday Party Shenanigans

Someone told me I haven’t
seen you in a year, but it doesn’t feel
like it’s been a year. I know, and Happy
belated birthday. Thanks! I missed your birthday. I haven’t seen her all year. I missed your birthday. I missed Easter,
all the goodies. You missed all the
holidays because Easter, we did a big blowout. I had ears on. I was just waiting. But, yeah, it’s been a– You’re coming to
my birthday party that will be after my birthday. We’re moving it further since
everyone’s all over the place, but you’re coming. I am coming. Yes. And I feel I may
need to document. If I were going to give a piece
of documentation to Ellen, I think it’s– “Dear Ellen, I want to
apologize to you in advance, or what I like to call a
pre-apology, for my behavior and if I dance challenge you. And I will replenish
the liquor I drink, but a chest bump probably
is coming at you. And I’m sorry, but
happy birthday.” [APPLAUSE] That’s for later. That’s for later? All right. I accept. In a big dance situation,
I get dance competitive. Really? I’m not proud of
it, but I’m just– I want you to be able to watch
that later, and be like, hey, she did see you apologize. She said she was
going to do it, yeah. I can’t wait. I’m excited for the dance
challenge and the chest bump. Yeah, and I’m always like,
I’m not going to do it, I’m not going to do it. And then I– I get too excited, and I
will chest bump people. And it’s like, I’ve
got no business– I’m short, I should not
be throwing this around. You hit people
like around there. I’m never at the right height. It’s like, ooh, that’s
not a good– it’s never where I’m like, chest to chest. It’s like chest to
belt. So it’s not good. Are you good– do
you like big crowds? Do you like parties? The reason I ask is I think most
people who are in this business are shy most of the
time, unless we’re in an environment that we– Yeah, or if you’re in disguise. Oh. I went and shot something. I was eight months
pregnant, I had a wig on, it was very straight. I was very eccentric looking,
and we went to a club, so nobody knew it was
me, and I danced as hard as I could dance. Because I was like,
nobody knows it’s me, nobody knows if I was human. But I got in the middle
of like a huge dance floor and danced hard. At a club. Eight months pregnant. Which child was that? It was Viv. That’s why. That was Vivian. That’s the reason, for Viv. Sorry about that, Viv. Is she the one that has all the
weird scenarios in her head? No, no, the one that’s always
like when they come for us. Viv is now– that’s the little
one who now just keeps wearing like a full– she tries to go right down
the stairs and out the door. And I’m like, ah, ah, ah, wait. Full face of makeup, shirt
in a ponytail holder, and a heeled boot,
and she’s like, what? I’m like, go back upstairs
and stop going into my makeup, and untie your shirt, and go put
on a skirt over your leggings. And she’s like, I don’t
even have anything on. And it’s like kabuki red lips. It’s like Instagram cheekbones. And I’m like, go upstairs. You’re seven. I’m seven? Yes. But it’s like– [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] I don’t mind if she wants
to paint like crazy stripes, or do something “non
makeup-y,” and I’d be like, yeah, sure, go ahead. But if it gets
“makeup-y” I’m like, no. The stories I’ve heard about
her, about like the plan for– Armageddon? Yeah. She plans for
Armageddon, and Vivi just keeps drawing blueprints. And like Ben walked in, and
Viv and I were trying out a new bedspread I
got, and Viv’s like, I just think it might
compete with the headboard. And I literally got
weird goosebumps– That’s really sweet. And I was like– Ben just turned around. He goes, oh, my god, I
can’t have two of you. And I literally rushed. And I was like,
this must be what a Texas dad feels like when
his boy plays quarterback. I literally was like,
you [INAUDIBLE].. You can’t put indigo and
paint splatter together. You can’t. You’re right. And Ben was like, gah. That is so great. Ben just ran out
to the backyard, like I have no chance. Yeah, you and I have that
same thing in common, that we love interior design. So she wants to do blueprints
and just sit around, and– well, your stuff
is so crazy beautiful. No, that’s– she’s going
to be an architect. That’ll be amazing. I would love it.

100 thoughts on “Melissa McCarthy Pre-Apologizes to Ellen for Any Birthday Party Shenanigans

  1. The stories Melissa has about her children don't even surprise me at all ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Melissa is crazy as hell she's not just acting when she makes her movies that's who she literally is. Now she's just seeing a reflection of herself in them and I love it

  2. Happy Birthday Ellen!๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ’ž 2 of my favorite people who always make me ๐Ÿ˜‚ laugh!…..thank you๐Ÿ˜˜

  3. Ellen is 60…60….60….6…0….60…..

    Wow, i wouldve have never know if not for that bday video.
    She looks so young wow

  4. Melissa is really pretty! N she looks gd! 60 is the new thirty! I mean our grand parents day they lived to only fifties, thats crazy hw time changes in technology n medicine n jus the world today!!

  5. I was on Instagram and I found out about Ellen's age and the meme said " Ellen looks so good at her age because she's doesn't have a man to stress her out. " ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. Melissa McCarthy looks so good!!! Iโ€™m in love with her hair! <3 Also, still struggling to come to the fact that Ellen is really 60 years old. Thatโ€™s how old my grandma is and Ellen looks much younger than her๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Melissa looks beautiful. However i would like to ask a real question why when ever these celebritys give money away its always to hispanics and black people,white people. Its never to native americans or people from Hawaii,Asians or anyone else.

  8. It feels like a real conversation they must have when they go to each other's houses. Super authentic. That's nice.

  9. Hi Ellen!! Just wanted to say hey girl! I bet you're getting pretty tired of this ol vet already, but here I am lol!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ I hope you have a most wonderful day my friend! Be kind to one another!

  10. Everything that comes outta this woman's mouth is freaking comedy gold! How does she do it! Oh, Mel is great too i guess! XD!!

  11. Melissa McCarthy looks so amazing. she's always been such a beautiful woman, but she's looking so healthy with the weight loss

  12. I could hardly recognize Melissa mckarthy.shd lost all that weight and looking so gorgeous.๐Ÿ‘

  13. I watch Ellen every night before I go to bed I've anxiety and depression she is so uplifting I'm in Ireland and if I was closer I'd go and see her .Here in Ireland she's very much loved . Thank you Ellen for keeping me going my go to when I'm low

  14. And Iโ€™m sorry but happy birthday

  15. Melissa seems so confident and stable and nice. Sometimes actors are interviewed and they seem kind of off and unstable. We never hear anything horrible about Melissa.

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