Remy: The Venezuela Diet!

Remy: The Venezuela Diet!


Wanna lose weight without drugs,
pills, or human rights? Then come to Venezuela, the most
effective weight loss solution in history! Other diets are unrealistic, regardless
of how hard you try, your country still has food. But thanks to ancient
Soviet secret, we’ve found a way! Here’s how: our government price
controls lead, as they always do, to food shortages, leaving you unable
to eat late at night, or most other times. Gee that sounds great, but won’t
I miss America? Please, we have plenty in common!
You’ll still find yourself standing in line for the latest release at the
Apple store, like ESPN, we’ve gotten rid of some on-air talent, and we
might be getting a cracker barrel. Look! There it is! I’m a journalist, is Venezuela
right for me? Of course! We’ve created designated
free speech zones just for you. You won’t believe how many calories
you’ll burn recycling, doing cross-fit, and taking community walks. Isn’t that a violent protest? No, they’re shooting a Pepsi commercial. Oh, that makes sense. But don’t just take my word for it,
listen to one of our success stories. We have no toilet paper, but it’s
okay because we have no food. Hahaha. When God closes a door,
he opens a window. There is pie on window? Learn how you can go from this,
to this. From this, to this. From this… Well what they have created in Venezuela
is a socialist paradise… To this… What you had in Venezuela wasn’t
technically socialism, it was Chavezism. Venezuela: try it today! No.

100 thoughts on “Remy: The Venezuela Diet!

  1. I'm Venezuelan and this is one of the most hilarious and on point videos on the current situation, that I've seen in a while.

  2. The same happened in Chile under Allende. No food, no toilet paper and long lines to get chance to buy bread or milk. Socialism a failed system and the ignorant liberals embrace it – best punishment is they get their wishes – but in another country.

  3. Communism died 1989.
    Capitalism died 2008.
    Socialism is the last best chance.
    Venezuela is under fire by CIA, The Evil Empire.
    Chavez was murdered.
    G*d bless Venezuela.

  4. Freedom is a lot like air. When it is around, you hardly notice it. Once taken from you, you notice it instantly.

  5. I live in Venezuela. That's as accurate as it gets. Thanks for showing it.

    Forget about tags for a second. The Venezuelan government has been corrupt, criminal, openly abusive, and careless about people's lives. Calling it a criminal organization would be correct. The term "modern dictatorship" applies too.

    We are currently living in a "de facto" State supported on the military and criminal groups the government has been arming for years. We want people around the world to know the truth and not what the government wants to show.

    If you want to help. Share this video.

  6. I hate to break up the right wing circle jerk going on here…but the crisis in Venezuela is a bit more complex than "socialism did it".

  7. When it works it is communism, but when it doesn't it is corruption. I thought that communism and corruption were synonymous!

  8. Silly conservatives and libertarians just don't get it. What the left wants is not socialism. It's different because we call it "democratic" socialism. You see, adding the word "democratic" makes it totally different! Just like calling it "the people's republic of China" makes it not communism. Don't you see? Adding the words "the people's republic" takes away all the oppression.

  9. Venezuelan failure has a lot to do with the falling price of oil and a failure to diversify the economy. But hey, lets not stop trying to attack Socialism as the cause of this calamity.

  10. I guess an astonishingly corrupt government and poor implementation of a socialist ideals has nothing to do with it. We totally shouldn't take a nuanced look at their economic and political history either, that would be too intellectually honest I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  11. For the life of me I will never understand why Americans who are just as dumb can look at Venezuelans and see their problem is socialism. Their problem is they don't know how to grow food, and they restricted diet . Apparently they didn't socialize education because people would rather stand in line for 8 hours to get a handful of food then to garden and grow their own. I find it hard to feel sorry for Venezuelans when I see hundreds of people standing in line and me cannot socialize enough with each other to come out of a community Plan. Socialism my a** these dumb asses can do anything but collect something and work as slaves and now that the master and got no work for the slaves still looking for food so they have to wait for Crumbs The oil companies have enslaved you all and you don't even know it

  12. Are you guys stupid? Have you even read any books before? Obviously, this isn't real socialism. In Socialists countries, the people rate very highly on the happiness index. People in Venezuelan are unhappy, so it can't be Socialism. Socialism says "to each according to their needs". People's needs aren't being met here, so not Socialism.The system in Venezuela is more comparable to right wing racist Republican Donald Trump Nazi type system.

  13. No food? Learn to grow your own food via farming!
    Bums digging in the trash? Put a lock on the trash bin!
    No toilet paper? Grab a water hose, aim at the brown eye, and fire away!

  14. After reading this book I put the information to the test (of course). I was able to get from  – https://t.co/kPUjogA4F3   18.78% body fat to 5.8% body fat over three cut cycles in 6 months. The nice thing about  it was that it wasn't difficult.

  15. I like the part at 1:21 where we see the typical lefty academic pushing the paradise of socialism and then later trying to back track. This was particularly interesting to me because way back in the day I had a few crackpot professors who were doing the same. In that time it was how much progress the Eastern Europeans were making in creating the perfect state (E. Germany and for Czechoslovakia for example). And of course Sweden was heaven on earth. Well we all know what's happening in Sweden's suicide attempt.

  16. Yet lefties despite overwhelming evidence will still vote for sanders and think socialism somehow can work out despite never working anywhere

  17. The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. – Ecclesiastes 10:2

    God bless.

  18. by the way, how can i counter the "not real socialism" argument other than "oh so once it fails its not real socialism"?

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  20. I don't like equating Socialism with Communism because I find calling Corporatism "Crony Capitalism" to be the leftist equivalent.

    But I don't think anyone really needs to equate the former pair of ideologies. Just look at Greece and Venezuela.

  21. I have a great-uncle from Venezuala. He used to own factories in Venezuela, but had to close them down thanks to Hugo Chavez. He told me that overall at the end of the day Hugo Chavez did improve Venezuala through giving free health care and making sure the whole populace became literate. The problem is he took it too far and started copying Cuba and the USSR. But at the begining Hugo Chavez economic policies was basically the same as FDR or LBJ and the economy actually did very well.

  22. cant you americans just put ALL your left wingers in California and then wall it off for 2 years then invade and take it back after theyve all become malnourished skeletons…..because all these liberal arts degree dipshits dont know how to keep a veggie garden im betting.

  23. Well, to be fair Venezuela isn't socialist, but left-populist.

    And I say that as a Adam Smith capitalist.

  24. Any socialist has no idea how economics work
    Likewise, any libertarian has no idea how humanity work.

    Mix the two, guarantee democratic values and put people above money, while still leaving a reasonably free market and you'll create the best form of state. Not perfect, but better than any unregulated market oder socialist dictatorship

  25. I love to see coments from people that are not even from Venezuela saying it’s not socialism lmao
    As a Venezuelan I feel depressed with what it’s going on with my country 😭

  26. Heck, in 2 years you won't have to travel to Venezuela to lose weight; just skip across the border to Socialist Mexico since they decided to elect a "socialist" presidente. Now those illegals will be coming north with a ton of excuses for sanctuary.

  27. Miss Venezuela 2018: A Whore
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/22/miss-venezuela-pageantsuspended-amid-cash-sex-scandal/

  28. Venezuela needs revolution…and when that finally happens, and when the heads of state are all executed for having raped their country, my hope is that they will be cremated and their ashes dumped into the Guaire River sewage channels so that they may forever rest in piss and shit.

  29. Sad but true. I was laughing my butt off, but feeling for my brethren in that hole that the ‘Murikkkan Government helped create.

  30. The problem is they didn’t kill off enough people. For socialism/communism to work you have to commit genocide on all that oppose your unproven religion/ideology.

  31. Yes! It's a 'not-real-socialism' comment! Reply now!

    But seriously, I thought socialism was societies assets being controlled by all of society?

    Seriously, not trying to "gotcha" anyone, I really, truly don't understand.

    How is it socialism if all of the political power is still concentrated with just a few families or a single person and his friends? How is it socialism when they still have millionaire/billionaires?

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